Once upon a time, in a far away and distance galaxy, there was a plant called Ero.
Ero was like no other known planet. The population of Ero were constantly happy and very friendly people, and wished everyone joy and happiness. No harm was inflicted upon another person.
Until a space ship landed one day, and out of that spaceship walked an Irish man. This Irish man decided that he would try and live a very simple life on planet Ero, but sadly the Irish man was a little pervert, and liked to place his fingers in places where they shouldn’t go.
In the centre of the village on planet Ero, there was a very large magical fountain that had been working and feeding water to the population of Ero’s for years. However, there were other fountains situated in other villages on planet Ero’s, but this particular village’s magical fountain, happened to be rather special and for years people how had drank from this magical fountain, they were then granted the most intimate carnal desires.
Until a group of people arrived from another village and notices that people of this particular village seemed to be a lot happier that other people from other villages and this concerned them very much. So after much consultation and debating about the magical fountain they decided to take action.
When one morning the villagers saw that their magical fountain had been seized by this political group, and had placed covers over the fountain, therefore, blocking access to the fountain, thereby deny the people access to their own magical fountain.
At first, the people didn’t mind too much, but as the days gradually passed, people became angry about this newly formed political group who had denied access to their own magical water. So the people began to object, but the population noticed that the political group wouldn’t yield, and it then lead to a civil unrest.
Despite all the protests, the political group still wouldn’t given into the population, in time the people’s anger began to slowly fade and they continued with their boring day to day lives.
Being denied access to the magical waters had a huge affect on the population, they began to merge onto unhappiness, in time it became worse, and moved onto a miserable existence, just living to exist. Also people began to notice the affect that it was having on the birds and animals, they too were unhappy as well, the birds weren’t singing a much as they usually did, and the animals didn’t frisk about in the fields as much as they used to.
Slowly and gradually the seasons melding into each other, turning into one long stretches, so it was neither winter nor summer, if that wasn’t enough, colours started to lose their brightness. Over time the planet Ero’s gradually became dull and flat, slowly and gradually becoming grey and greyer as time passed by.
The people tried to be happy and to be friendly towards other people, but nothing helped and soon they gave up. They just lived their lives as best as they could and slowly plodded on with their slow boring lives, wondering all the time what they could do to change it. Nobody had any ideas and nothing changed, everything continued getting worse over time.
Until one day…..
Until a handsome farmhand was spied upon outside the village perimeter, who just happened to be walking along the road, he was on his own and unaware of anyone watching him, until the gypsy girl appeared.
This gypsy girl was sitting by the roadside,, having a break from collecting water from the rivulet, as the handsome farmhand gradually got nearer, he saw how beautiful she is, as well as dark and mysterious, and also looked to be sensual and gracefully with a wild elegance, and now she had finished with the water and turned and saw the young handsome farmhand.
When she saw him, she swayed over to him and placed her hand behind his neck, pulling his head down towards her, kissing him on his mouth, and when he opened his lips to respond to her touch, he found that her mouth was pouring water directly into his own mouth.
Within seconds of the water touching the back of his throat, he felt something strange happening to him, something was stirring deep down inside himself, then something painful happened.
It began to hurt inside him and then it happened. He noticed that his clothes became bigger, becoming baggy on him. His head began to pound, now his shoes began to feel loose on him.
His clothes continued to grow bigger and bigger on him until he realised what was happening, he was shrinking into a mouse.
No, no it couldn’t be happening, he thought. It’s something else.
Panic was rippling through him, his hands searched his pockets, hastily searching his person for it.
No, no it wasn’t there.
Shit, he now released what she had gone and done it, the trollop had only gone and stolen his wallet.
He looked around him, and yes, there she was, she was still there, he ran up to her and grabbed her, and placed her over his knee and began to snack her backside. He smacked it until it was sore and she then began to kneel before him.
Because she was a bad and wicked gypsy girl, he decided that she needed teaching a lesson. So finding a large stone in the middle of road, he stepped upon the stone and mounted her and rode her all the way into town.